I missed the screening of “Observe and Report” yesterday, so Plan B was mobilized today. And, as you can see by the photo to the left, Plan B includes a screening of Miley Cyrus in “The Hannah Montana Movie.” I don’t know about you, and maybe I’m a big douche because of this, but I’d rather punch myself in my own soft parts and/or watch those mop-headed twins Zack and Cody on the Disney channel before subjecting myself to a thousand hearings of “Hey, y’all.” There are no words in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this treachery. Since I must suffer, you shall, too. Behold the trailer for “The Hannah Montana Movie.” Please dispose of your barf bags accordingly after viewing.