I hate 3D. I abhor 3D. I absolutely loathe 3D. Am I making my point? It’s gimmicky and adds zero benefit to a movie, except to make a few kids in the audience “oooooooh” and “aaaaaaaaaaah” until the trickery and amusement wears off. With that said, I’m fine with 3D speckling the myriad of cartoons aimed at young kids, but adding it to the Oscar-winning – and damn fine film, I might add – Titanic is nothing more than James Cameron following George “Moneybags Flannel Meatneck” Lucas to the bank and trying to cash in on the 3D lameness and the expensive ticket that goes with the ruined theater experience. Personally, I think this move by Mr. Cameron sullies and cheapens a movie that was deserving of all the awards and accolades it received back in 1997 and 1998. With that said, I’m sure there is someone itching to see Kate Winslet’s infamous Heart of the Ocean booby scene in eye-popping 3D. Let’s see how many adults reach out and say “oooooooh” and “aaaaaahhhh” when that happens!

Check out the trailer below. Nothing really new to see, to be quite frank. And if you’ve finally got Celine Dion’s “My Heart will Go On” song out of your head after nearly 14 years, I suggest you move along and find another story or trailer to read and watch. That song is like musical Meth and almost as bad as this little tune that has yet to leave my brain!