If anything, the New Nightmare on Elm Street is going to be  a great looking schlock-fest. We’ve see the trailer that came out way back in September, but it wasn’t until checking out this new green band I noticed how slick the new Nightmare looks. Sure, there’s a gooey pile of shots lifted straight from the first, but this one shakes its pretty ass while doing it.

Still, that’s not to say it’s going to be worth recommending. Or will April 30 be the day Platinum Dunes breaks precedent with an enjoyable 80’s horror remake that’s not more interested in being mean-spirited than good?

Weigh in after watching Freddy sharpen his fingernails on both pipes and nubile flesh below.