Damn you Stephen Sommers. George Lucas has already sullied my childhood with the pooptastic “Star Wars” prequels, and now you come a long and fail miserably at bringing Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Duke, Cobra Commando and Destro to the big screen. How do I know this? Easy, because this second trailer you’ve assembled for “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is just like the first – hollow, effects-laden, silly and ridiculous – and leaves me with zero desire or anticipation to see this film version of the real American hero. Thanks for punching the American flag in the face, Stephen. Jerk.
5 comments On New G.I. Joe Trailer Still Filled with Suck
This is a movie for 10-12 year old boys. All others need not apply.
Stephen Sommers, welcome to director jail.
You know what is fun? Mating Barbies with GI Joes.
Jenny, I’m with you on that one. My mom stumbled upon many G.I. Joe soldiers fornicating with my sister’s Barbies. I pretty much re-enacted the Kama Sutra 101 with toys. I was a dirty little boy!
I sure hope that’s what you meant by mating, otherwise, I feel stupid.
It was. My cousins favorite pastime was undressing Barbies. Mine was putting them in bed naked together. I’m not sure why, I never walked in on my parents or anything. It must be inherently wired into our brains.
Im afraid ill be banned if i throw my 2 cents in on this one.
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