Mathematics have never been my thing– which makes the nonsensical and winning equation of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus explode into all kinds of sense:
Sharks are rad. Lorenzo Lamas is lame. Deborah Gibson was once rad, but is now lame. The infinitely stalled Meg movie would have been rad, but the book is lame and Tentacles was never rad and always lame. In math-talk, that’s Sharks – Lamas – Gibson – Meg + Meg – Tentacles = 0 = AWESOME.
Awesome because there’s no denying the power of shark. At worst, the sum of any shark movie is always a neutral zero and while MS vs. GO may look like a turd to the untrained eye, it’s gold-plated turd.
So there you have it. If the irrefutable logic of bogus mathematical formula doesn’t prove MS vs. GO‘s case, viewing the trailer will… and if seeing a pixelated shark jumping 15,000-39,000 feet out of the Pacific Ocean to chomp a jumbo jet doesn’t convince you this movie needs to enhance 90 minutes of your life, I bid you a brisk Good DAY.
6 comments On Trailer Tuesday (Dan’s Pick): Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
“and if seeing a pixelated shark jumping 15,000-39,000 feet out of the Pacific Ocean to chomp a jumbo jet”
Now I’m REALLY wishing the trailers weren’t blocked by my work’s proxy……Means I’ll have to wait 5-6 hours to see this. And it sounds glorious.
Ok, I found a site where trailers weren’t blocked (tenacious, I am…)and saw this.
I need to get drunk and watch this movie.
Well played on the proxy hunt! Nothing can overcome the power that is MS vs. GO.
Gotta be better than The Descent.
Just by way of a huge jumping shark it’s a lock.
I laughed my ass off at that trailer!
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