I only have two things to say about the the Twilight-themed corn maze at Black Island Farms in Syracuse, Utah. One,  mazing around Team Jacob and Team Edward corn might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and a definite sign that Jesus is nanoseconds from torching the earth. Two, I tip my hat to the powers-that-be at Black Island Farms because this is one damn fine marketing idea. The Twihards are going to flock to this like the maze is their Field of Dreams.

If you choose to traipse through Black Island’s Twilight maze, just one of four corn mazes on the property, you’ll have to wait until it opens on September 18 (and runs through October 31). Visit Black Island’s website for more information, including hours of operation. And if you go, make sure to email us some pictures. We promise to post them on the website and openly mock you. We also promise to hook you up with some free Bajio and maybe a free movie.